1. An increadably sexy guy (proven in the movie "constantine").
2. The ultimate fear of all christians because lucifer is just too free and sexy for them
2. The ultimate fear of all christians because lucifer is just too free and sexy for them
1.
average person's soft wyrm: DAMN lucifer makes me hard.. do i get any bats now?
2.
christian's soft wyrm: AHH! I'M BEING BENT DOWNWARDS! SAVE ME, LUCIFER, OR THE PRIEST WILL BREAK ME!!
Lucifer: *gently grabs soft wyrm which soon becomes hard wyrm as it becomes free, with the oppressing hand of the christian falling to the floor, cut off* Its ok.. the traitors of humanity cannot hurt you anymore...
average person's soft wyrm: DAMN lucifer makes me hard.. do i get any bats now?
2.
christian's soft wyrm: AHH! I'M BEING BENT DOWNWARDS! SAVE ME, LUCIFER, OR THE PRIEST WILL BREAK ME!!
Lucifer: *gently grabs soft wyrm which soon becomes hard wyrm as it becomes free, with the oppressing hand of the christian falling to the floor, cut off* Its ok.. the traitors of humanity cannot hurt you anymore...
by ^_^! August 17, 2005