A crappy game. Take the graphics from Pong, the action of Risk and the storyline of Naughts and Crosses, and you have a game ten times better than this petty excuse for a game.
"Oh God, this game is so bad, I would rather cut my own appendix out with a rusty spoon than bear any more of this torture. It's so bad. It should crawl back into the sewers like the piece of shit that it is."