Definitions by /b/vader

not hardly alice 

feeling not yourself, feeling less than what you are capable of

antonyms:almost alice

Guy #1: Dude, i feel like im not hardly alice today
Guy #2: Go take a nap you feel better than

not hardly alice by /b/vader March 29, 2010

almost alice 

feeling right at the peek of perfection

antonyms: not hardly alice

Guy:my 21st birthday was almost alice... to bad the stripper didn't give happy endings

almost alice by /b/vader March 29, 2010