Kind of Have to
Poop. Often followed by the phrases "RHP," or "Really Have to
Poop," and, in extremely unfortunate cases, "JPM," "Just Poo'
d Myself."
Person 1: Oh no, that mexican buffet is hitting my lower intestine. KHP.
Person 2: That sucks bro. Try to hold it for a while, I don't want to pull over.
Person 1: Situation's progressing fast. RHP, RHP!
Person 2: Alright
fine, here's a truck
stop.
Person 1:
Nevermind, keep going. JPM.