wild-monkey sex

wild, crazy often loud sex. like can be seen when apes are mating. pretty much self-explanatory.

1."could u hear the neighbors last night?"

"who couldnt? they were havin crazy-money sex"

2. the kids were outta town so the parents had wild-monkey sex

by (:~revenge is sweet~:) June 06, 2006

housewrecker

a violent house party usually resulting in a visit from the cops and thousands of dollars worth of damage because of an unbelievable amount of alcohol consumed. These events usually take place on a weekend when the host's parents are away. It may be planned, or merely the consequence of spontaneous actions influenced by too much alcohol.

"fuck did u go to that housewrecker on friday?"
"yeah, the poor dude has to pay for the contracters to remodel the basment."

by (:~revenge is sweet~:) May 31, 2006