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floam

that crappy synthetic "magical" substance, whenyou first saw the commercial in like second grade and was like HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS STUFF

commercial: "FLOAM IS AMAZING STICKS TO ANY SURFACE *insert little kid putting floam on any object; scooter, dinosaur, school project, white windowless van, yo pick it*
kid: MOM I NEED THIS

later...
*kid uses floam* "this stuff is shit

by (: (: :) :) February 28, 2011