'Denver's Finest''s definitions

Macalla Kat

Used to describe a beautiful and enchanting woman; A woman so amazing your friends wouldn't believe you if you told them

Usually reported in the southern United States mainly in Alabama

Guy 1 - " Bro, did you see that girl I hooked up with on Valentines Day ? "
Guy 2 - " Nah bro I was busy at work "
Guy 1 - " Dude I'm telling you she was a straight up Macalla Kat for real "
Guy 2 - " No way ! "

by 'Denver's Finest' March 14, 2022

Spun hard retard

A term used to describe a methamphetamine user who has been up too long and doing things that are dumb as fuck. Other known names are speed freak, tweaker, sketch artist, who dun it, and others.

Man 1- Dude, you better slow down, relax and get some rest bro, your acting like a spun hard retard

by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022

Shepard Shit

When you are on top of your game, doing it so good someone could mistake you for being Jesus ( He was a shepherd 😉 )

Person 1- " Don't bring that weak shit over here! "
Person 2- " Ya, that's right! We're on some Shepard Shit round here! "

by 'Denver's Finest' March 15, 2022

Crankster Gangster

Used to describe that kind of dude who is normally soft as medicated cotton but soon as he gets high turns into ol billy badass. Equivalent to a drunk being 10 feet tall and bulletproof

Guy 1- Hey bro, is that guy starring at me? I think this dude is a cop let's get him! Man, this dude better get off my ass or I swear I'll hop out and beat his fucking ass!
Guy 2- that's it, no more dope for you! Fucking take two hits and turn into a crankster gangster

by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022