'Denver's Finest''s definitions

Sympathy

Nothing more than a word in the dictionary between Shit and Syphilis

Nephew- " Man, that sucks to hear about Mike "
Uncle- " Hell no, I have no sympathy for his ass "

by 'Denver's Finest' March 19, 2022

Monkey fuck

Used to describe the resulted state of unwarranted and chaotic messing with someone else's property,always with unfavorable outcome

Person 1- hey bro can I borrow some tools to work on my car?
Person 2- hell nah, the last time you came over here you just monkey fucked my whole garage around

by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022

Tweaker Feature

An uncontrollable spastic muscle twitch or other unnatural jerk that is a tell tell sign of long-term meth use or signs of getting ahold of some bad shit.

MK- " man, I know he's getting high "
HB - " who?"
MK - " my brother"
HB - " are you serious? How do you know"
MK - " see how the corner of his mouth is all weird and twitching, kinda like a fucked up Elvis lip? That's his tweaker feature"
HB - " no shit? Man that's weird AF"

by 'Denver's Finest' October 13, 2022

Crankster Gangster

Used to describe that kind of dude who is normally soft as medicated cotton but soon as he gets high turns into ol billy badass. Equivalent to a drunk being 10 feet tall and bulletproof

Guy 1- Hey bro, is that guy starring at me? I think this dude is a cop let's get him! Man, this dude better get off my ass or I swear I'll hop out and beat his fucking ass!
Guy 2- that's it, no more dope for you! Fucking take two hits and turn into a crankster gangster

by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022