#1 Zhongli Lover's definitions

Zhongli

The God of Contracts and the Geo Archon, also known as Morax or Rex Lapis. His capability of erecting a big stone pillar gave him the nickname Big Zhong Dong. Zhongli is the daddiest, sexiest, most thick-assed geo user in Genshin history. Have you seen his ass? You should, you won't regret it. Not even Arataki Itto can beat him with his boobas. Zhongli automatically makes all people within a 100 mile radius horny for his Big Zhong Dong.

"Have you seen Zhongli's massive, hard pillar?"
"Depends on which one you're talking about."

by #1 Zhongli Lover November 20, 2021