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1.
Pretending that one cares about the mistake they made.
Zwoops. I forgot to pick up my mom at the paper. Sue me.
by kruppster October 10, 2011
 
2.
The state marked by firm turgid form and erect position of a previously flaccid bodily part containing cavernous tissue when that tissue becomes dilated with blood. In other words a boner.
I accidently got a zwoop while dancing with Ramin.
by gs lover May 15, 2005