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Pretending that one cares about the mistake they made.
Zwoops. I forgot to pick up my mom at the paper. Sue me.
zwoops by kruppster October 11, 2011
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Zoopsies 

When a herd of animals escape from a zoo or farm
Oh no I left the door open the SNAKES GOT OUT

Zoopsies?
Zoopsies by TheDylanMan July 19, 2020
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1. (noun) Commonly known as Chris Cuzzupe, a god among men, in fact he probably is God himself
2. (noun) The Man
3. (noun) Future Lead Actor for the critically acclaimed Dos Equis Commercial, he will one day become "The Most Interesting Man In The World"
4. (verb) To make something so awesome, it is as cool as Chris Cuzzupe...... ex. I so Chris Cuzzupe'd that song called Blackbird

5. (verb) To get the knife
6. (noun) An actor that portrays Insane asylum Keeper, yes he is THAT cool and THAT guy
That song Maison Des Lunes was so dank thanks to Zoops and two other dashing young men.
Zoops by T$ mart April 27, 2010
The state marked by firm turgid form and erect position of a previously flaccid bodily part containing cavernous tissue when that tissue becomes dilated with blood. In other words a boner.
I accidently got a zwoop while dancing with Ramin.
zwoop by gs lover May 17, 2005
when a veritable idiot screws up on a keyboard
hey i cnat tipe!
zoops!
zoops by michelle l and john n January 26, 2003
used after someone is totally pwned. Usually said after zwah and zing have already been called. While saying this one must use a hand motion of what they percieve to be a "zwoosh."
Usain: Yo man, I am faster than any other guy in the world.
Matt: Yeah thats what your girlfriend told me. ZWAH!!
Zach: Zing!
Randy: Zwoosh!!! (insert hand motion)
zwoosh by Art M. Typal May 4, 2010
combination of ZOMG + Oops = zoops

expression of extreme excitement when someone fucks up
skateboard trick ending in faceplant = zoops
sex act gone wrong = zoops
braggadocio ending in utter humiliation = zoops
zoops by SteelersSlob September 18, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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