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v. The act of cleaning ones genitals, post coitus, on a conveniently placed piece of material, when a tissue or similar conventional cleaning device is not near at hand.
Jo: "Shit, what do I do now? I don't have any tissues."

Nora: "Just zwiffle on the curtain! The cleaners won’t mind."
by mattylingwags July 19, 2011
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