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To have two penises and fuck a girl from the butt and vagina.
zutch by Homey Bob February 26, 2004
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zutch • zucchini • Zatch • zitch • Zunch • Zetchi • zucchinied • zuched • zuchraina • Zulch
A non-definitive term for the plethora of sexual acts, often suffixed with -job, that are more sexual than kissing and fondling but are not full intercourse.
We didn't have sex, but we zutched around a bit.
Zutch by Eleventh Hour January 15, 2010

bee-I-zitch 

Used instead of the more vulgar bitch, for describing a really unpleasant woman,when your listeners include people ( like your Mom ) who would be appalled at such language. Acceptable in even the most curse averse groups.
That teacher is such a bee-I-zitch! She drives me crazy!

She shouldn't act like such a bee-I-zitch! She knows it was an

accident.
bee-I-zitch by gulsh June 3, 2010
A meal eatin while on excessive amounts of alprazolam. Typically around lunch time.
You tryna join me and Chad for some zunch in the quad later?
Zunch by zunchmaster February 25, 2019

zucchini pirate

A person who pillages and plunders any penis-shaped vegetable so he can stick it up his own ass or the ass of his pirated partner
Dude, he is hanging out with all the chicks, why? Dude, he is not a threat to them, since he is a zucchini pirate looking only for homo vegetable play friends, arg!!!
zucchini pirate by Stagmen March 29, 2017

zitchdog 

it's a car game, every time you see a dog you gotta be the first one to say ZITCHDOG!
zitchdog
zitchdog by marshall eriksen May 22, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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