An MP3 player primarily marketed toward Microsoft fanbois or for people who hate Apple. Although later models were decent enough, the launch product was crippled and ridiculed to the point where it poisoned the brand forever.
5 years later most people still haven't heard of it as it awaits cancellation by Microsoft.
5 years later most people still haven't heard of it as it awaits cancellation by Microsoft.
by 07079 February 17, 2011
A dick that is wider than long, unlike a chode, a Zune is normal length, however, i can range up to 8 inches in diameter.
Also known as a Zuner.
Also known as a Zuner.
Example 1
- hey man, your dick looks like a birthday cake.
- yea, it's my prize winning zune.
Example 2
-that guy looks like he's packing lunch for 2.
- no man, he's just got a Zune.
Example 3
- have you noticed, Samantha hasn't been at school for weeks. i heard she was temporarily paralyzed.
- yea man, her boyfriend totally zuned her.
- hey man, your dick looks like a birthday cake.
- yea, it's my prize winning zune.
Example 2
-that guy looks like he's packing lunch for 2.
- no man, he's just got a Zune.
Example 3
- have you noticed, Samantha hasn't been at school for weeks. i heard she was temporarily paralyzed.
- yea man, her boyfriend totally zuned her.
by zunerman123 February 9, 2009
Microsoft's portable media player. In my opinion, Zunes and iPods are about even, with a couple of differences, it depends what you like.
Specs(zune30):
30gb of space
3" screen
2.4 × 4.4 × 0.58 inches
5.6oz
$200
Also comes in these colours
Emo Black,Scatophilia Brown,Toilet White, Blood Red and Putrid Pink
i have Emo Black, and it has a cool blue hue to it...
Specs(zune30):
30gb of space
3" screen
2.4 × 4.4 × 0.58 inches
5.6oz
$200
Also comes in these colours
Emo Black,Scatophilia Brown,Toilet White, Blood Red and Putrid Pink
i have Emo Black, and it has a cool blue hue to it...
Person 1:Hey, is that a zune?
Person 2:yes, do you like it
Person 1:Its quite nice, im going to stick with an ipod though
Person 2:wow, that ipod is certainly as pretty as my zune, but i prefer my zune however
Person 3:shall we go and buy tacoze?
Person 2:yes, do you like it
Person 1:Its quite nice, im going to stick with an ipod though
Person 2:wow, that ipod is certainly as pretty as my zune, but i prefer my zune however
Person 3:shall we go and buy tacoze?
by Zoogel May 23, 2008
The mp3 player being developed by Microsoft and Toshiba that will probably be the mp3 player to give Apple a run for their money. Some ridicule it for the sole reason of it carrying Microsoft's name.
It is also the mp3 player that quickly brings out the inner immature nature of half of the ipod loving crowd who seem to often have to buy multiple ipods because of them breaking.
It is also the mp3 player that quickly brings out the inner immature nature of half of the ipod loving crowd who seem to often have to buy multiple ipods because of them breaking.
"Hey, did you hear of that new mp3 player being made by Microsoft? The zune I think it's called. It's gunna totally suck and crash all the time."
"Umm, you know that the main reason Windows crashes at times is because of the sheer amount of hardware compatibility it needs to have, which from that many drivers avaliable the chance of conflict is much higher."
"Uhh...well...it's still gunna suck cause it comes in brown."
"Umm, you know that the main reason Windows crashes at times is because of the sheer amount of hardware compatibility it needs to have, which from that many drivers avaliable the chance of conflict is much higher."
"Uhh...well...it's still gunna suck cause it comes in brown."
by Ren Driver October 4, 2006
by Won Valdez April 6, 2010
obviously the guy in number 10 bought one, and couldn't figure out how to turn it on.
the zune is going to give Apple a go for there dough.
Its screen is as big as the new nano
they cost 100 dollars for 8 gb
the apple ipod would be around 200 for 8 gb
it also has wi-fi, and isnt as easy to break as the ipod.
dont get it twisted though, the ipod is good, but the zune is better in my opinion
the zune is going to give Apple a go for there dough.
Its screen is as big as the new nano
they cost 100 dollars for 8 gb
the apple ipod would be around 200 for 8 gb
it also has wi-fi, and isnt as easy to break as the ipod.
dont get it twisted though, the ipod is good, but the zune is better in my opinion
by the knowing May 18, 2009
Built by a company that evidently thinks brown is cool; the Zune is yet another example of Micro$oft copying Apple, only to completely and utterly fuck it up.
by molecule802.11 April 6, 2009