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Zumer a.k.a spez = sweet/sexy/special/smart pretty eyed zumer. A person that is perfect and has the most beautiful eyes in the whole wide world!
Zumer = saviour
U're my Zumer.

Zumer is an angel.
by Squishy99 May 04, 2008
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This is not an verb as such but a person! but this person is a clown, a tit, a wanker etc
Zumer you're a fucking tit/clown/wanker/etc
by mike December 18, 2003
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