zukiner

Wrapping a zucchini in glad wrap n shoving it up ur vagina.

While i was cooking dinner i did a zukiner.

by Pappa Joe January 9, 2005

zukiner

the best way to pleasure yourself with a vegetable :)

Billy: what are u doing with that zucchini?
Sally" umm nuthing much....

by sally rishmondu January 11, 2005

zukiner

a long vegetable that posesses the physical qualities of a male penis, wrapped in a clear plastic/latex covering, used in the art of masturbation.

*loud fucking noises (orgasmic sounds)*
papa joe: whats that?
betty: er...a cucumber??
papa joe: WTF! u crazy bitch!
betty: let me introduce my friend the cucumber...ur just not good enough...im gonna zukiner..u can watch though... :)
papa joe: OK then, u shove that cucumber up ur pussy. and im gonna find me some REAL PuSSi!

by papa joe January 10, 2005

evil zukin

An odd looking DDR character. She is supposed to look like a devil, but that creepy face of hers throws you off. On DDR: 3rd mix, she has some skin color. But notice on DDRMax 2, she lacks skin color completely (she is totally white with a ting of gray).
Also, on DDR Extreme, she looks totally different....almost like a normal person. Wow! She has no fingers, so she probably has no toes either.

evil zukin: I just put Janet on my 'to kill' list. Too bad it's so long...

by wakalakalover45 March 22, 2005