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An online social language similar to English and 133tspeak where the following rules apply:

s = z
q = k or hard c
ecks = x
Excessive use of Z.
"Thiz iz going to be an eckciting ecksperimentz."

"Triqz are for kidz."

"Omgz I'm downloadingz it nowz."

"Itz not hard to zpeak!"
zpeak by Dailz January 18, 2008
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A man that will infact hack you. He will threaten you and watch you through your webcam.
Please Please Mate, Dont be a Zeak.
Zeak by MyLiver May 15, 2020
Related Words
zpeak Zeak Zeake Zeaky Zeaked Zeaker Zeaket zzeak freaky zeaky
A troll hunter on Madoran. The only one worth mentioning.

Packing an ego the size of Bumfuckt Egypt.

(Probably be bigger. I'm still mapping!)

Killing anything and everyone.
Skilled in the art of commas.
Grandmaster of smartassery.
Captain of yelling at fucklings in BG's.

Pet Peeves = Saying please, Bad spellers, retards in BG's. (this list is extensive listed top 3)
Zeaket's Current hobby? Fornicating Tirade.
Zeaket by Tirade. March 11, 2010
Zeake is a mystery man. Who knows what is going on in his life? He will keep to himself and may decline questions about his personal life. Ultimately, he can be nice.
Damn, zeake is such a mystery!
Zeake by Omgshakira April 4, 2019
I drank so much I'm zeaked.

He was so zeaked last night he passed out on the floor
Zeaked by Ang.ie July 14, 2016
Zz is a fit,young loving kind hearted person that's always sticks up for his gf,friends and himself. He is also a weirdo at times. And a zeaker is deng.
Zeakers gf: oh I love Zeaker he is so lovley
Zeaker by Thelahan December 15, 2017
Something that is questionably extreme, or extreme in a way that would be used as a source for attention.
Yo, Ramsey wanted me to smoke crack, and I know I said that I would try new things, But I am not up for any of that Zeaky shit, man.
Zeaky by BleasheeVor March 31, 2019