Noun. A fictitious planet; used when describing someone when they are very drunk or high, to the point that they are on another planet.
by ShepherdActual June 19, 2020
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by Nima December 5, 2004
Every woman carries baggage from a zorgon sooner or later.
ZORGON:
Remote and distant lizard being thinly disguised as a human, that shows no emotion while being very emo all day long. Craves world domination and secretly lives in an anime cartoon world.
Defense mechanisms: acid spit and mind control
ZORGON:
Remote and distant lizard being thinly disguised as a human, that shows no emotion while being very emo all day long. Craves world domination and secretly lives in an anime cartoon world.
Defense mechanisms: acid spit and mind control
Don't eat me MR ZORGON!
RUN! it's a full fledged ZORGON alert!
Once a zorgon, always a Zorgon.
Ladies, you can't change a Zorgon.
That Zorgon done gone broke her heart...
That Zorgon ate my baby!!!
Sector 4 is riddled with zorgons, we must reroute!
RUN! it's a full fledged ZORGON alert!
Once a zorgon, always a Zorgon.
Ladies, you can't change a Zorgon.
That Zorgon done gone broke her heart...
That Zorgon ate my baby!!!
Sector 4 is riddled with zorgons, we must reroute!
by hennerman January 17, 2010
A planet worse than hell. I don't go there. An Asian lady fries bugs live on this planet. It is hotter than Venus.
by Ashly777 August 22, 2022
Noun. Generally a white person with dreads. This person often wears birkenstocks, can be seen longboarding, or chilling. Alpha zorgons are zorgons who operate on the next level, often wearing top hats, flowy pants, arcteryx jackets, and feathers and hair wraps.
by zorgon defense initiative February 13, 2011
by Peasant Male April 18, 2018