A "Zootie" is a term for someone on Zoom that makes you moist or tents your pants. It's a portmanteau of "Zoom cutie." Thanks to COVID-19, people are getting mad thirsty in online courses.
"Damn gurl, did you see Mark? I've been staring at those baby blues all class!"

"OMG he's your Zootie too?!"
by Svenukhm February 11, 2021
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When a person start acting a fool after smoking weed
He got the zooties after he smoked that good za
by biltchass August 29, 2023
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The art of not giving a fuck and keeping a positive attitude no matter what life throws at you
My car got broken into and my wallet stolen today but I’m staying zooty!
by AlkalizedPips October 3, 2023
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