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verb:
1. to pass out or sleep on a mattress that is not the one you normally sleep in; 2. often involves sleeping on a mattress placed in a bathroom or shower room; 3. often involves the process of puking, peeing, or crapping yourself, or a combination of the three--also known as the trifecta. noun: 1. the location of the zookie; 2. usually an old mattress only suitable to sleep on when blacked-out. When someone gets too drunk to sleep in their own bed (for fears of dirtying it), a friend would lead him to a zookie mattress, where he is free on any normal inhibitions, and may soil himself as he pleases. The mattress can simply be hosed down the next morning.
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| 2. | zookie | ||
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to insert one or more fingers into another's bunghole Justin's girlfriend just shoved her hand up my butt. Son, you just got zookied!
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