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Zonkered 

The state of a slight disruption from the consumption of drugs however not to the point of being high.
"Yo man, are you sure you can drive?" "Yeah dude! I'm only a little zonkered tonight."

"Buzzed is to drunk as zonkered is to high."
Zonkered by wwb00 May 14, 2017
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Bonkerhead 

Someone who isn't thinking straight. Lacking in brainpower.
He always loses his keys- he's such a bonkerhead!
Bonkerhead by Mammadeaux August 3, 2009

zonkered 

very drunk to the point of black-out
That guy lying in the gutter must zonkered, you can smell the drink a mile off!
zonkered by Simon Eustice November 5, 2005

ZoneHead 

Somebody who has a particular passion for listening to and/or attending events relevant to Zone. Zone is a North West UK based music event company, generally influenced by using italian house/dance records.
Joanne is a mega ZoneHead, she attends every event possible
ZoneHead by auntieandy October 11, 2012

zingerhead

it's when your brain just "zings" out of you're head
you're so dumb, you zingerhead
zingerhead by jordmeetsworld December 10, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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