An awsome version of OMG. Usually used to mock the people who use the term "OMG" every other sentance.
by Freaky Kayla Person January 6, 2007
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ZOMG is neither an acronym nor a word; it is an entity. ZOMG is a mythological figure who wields a sword tainted with the blood of emo kids. He slightly resembles a combination of a disdainful viking and the Motörhead skull mascot.

And if UD allowed images, I would post ZOMG in all his Viking glory. I will edit this entry in future when I can post an image.

ZOMG, the vikingotörhead, owns all your foolish definitions.
ZOMG is not an example, either!!!
by Motörmeshie November 28, 2006
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1. a bloon in bloons td battles / bloons td 5 / bloons monkey city
- appears on round 43 in bloons td battles, round 85/85 in bloons td 5, round 28/28 in bloons monkey city
2. a game in gaia online
- zOMG! is an offbeat, browser based MMO from Gaia Online.
3. a better way of saying "OMG"
- accidentally invented by people trying to write "OMG" but hit Z instead of Shift.
1.

person 1 - did you hear the new bloon they added in bloons td?
person 2 - yeah i heard they called it a "ZOMG"
2.
person 1 - have you ever played "ZOMG" yet?
person 2 - yeah...it's fun i guess
3.
*in a chat room*
person 1. zOMG!
person 2. what?
by hibernatemc November 30, 2015
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How thirty-year-olds that live with their moms say 'OMG'.
zOMG! My mom just made me bagel bitezz!

WILL YOU BE MY ONLINE GF?@?!?!??!? ?ZOMG YES
by krazykushluk June 24, 2006
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It is a a version of omg that mocks it, being that you can accidentaly hit the z key when trying to hit the right shift key fp OMG, from there it developed into an accronym to mock the entire online/l33t language
person 1: OMG i just raped a lvl 21
person 2: ZOMG STFU NOOB!!!
by andrew m June 18, 2006
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An altogether much more fun variation of omg, simply because it has so much more feeling to it.
ZOMG that really fit guy asked me out.
You're joking?

ZOMG look at that dead cat!!!
by Kitty_1992 July 1, 2005
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1: Exagerated omg
2: Rarley, among zombie belivers; Zombies,OH MY GOD!!!
1: Zomg, mcdonalds stinks
2:ZOMG!! THEY'RE INVADING!!!
by Person... maybe May 5, 2007
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