Zoklet

The newest internet bbs sensation populated by pedophiles, racists, misogynists, violent criminals, stoners, junkies, ex-junkies, sadists, and other deviants who are seeking refuge since the closure of Totse (RIP). Now wishing to present their skewed perspectives as acceptable human behaviors. Except for Bat Country they're mostly from the chans.

You: Hey Zoklet is like totse with more freedom!

Poast-Bortem!: I've got 19 infractions and am leaving forever.

Zok: B@@NZORZ

Poast-Bortem!: Oh-Noes!

Zoklet by SWIY April 13, 2009

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Zoklet

An online BBS that features mostly civil discourse with a hint of communist overtones.

Man: Yeah man, Zoklet.net is the best place for information.

Girl: What about this guy named Snoopy? He sure starts alot of trouble.

Man: Don't worry about that commie, apart from him they're mostly a good group.

Zoklet by Someone Whom of which is Me June 18, 2010

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Zomlet

AI Chatbot. Used on websites to interact automatically with clients. Helps automatically provide information, book appointments, book tables, etc.

We got a zomlet on our website - and the chatbot saved us more than a million dollars on customer-care expenses.

Zomlet by CosmicSuccess May 24, 2020

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ZOMLET

CIGARRETTE OF THE TABACCO VARIETY

YO DUDE ANYONE GOT A ZOMLET

ZOMLET by TONE KNOWLEDGE44 January 19, 2009

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ziklet

Broken Zip

Oh no! I have a ziklet!

ziklet by ZPikcle February 22, 2017

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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