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zohophile 

Someone using exclusively zoho's tools, from a single planning to a complete project management
Since the creation of zoho's tools, Johnston can not stop using them for every single work to do. He became an absolute zohophile.
zohophile by Mikcael May 14, 2008
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Zoophilia 

Sexual attraction towards non-human animals, specifically that which leads to the action of bestiality.
Ignorant Individual: “Being a furry = zoophilia!”
Normal Person: “Furries are attracted to fictional human animals...”
Zoophilia by isaiah9:02 January 20, 2021

Zoophilia 

Sexual/romantic attraction to real, non-human animals, which involves the experience of sexual fantasies about the animal or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it (i.e., bestiality).
Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is zoophilia!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to zoophilia.”
Zoophilia by semennachos February 14, 2021
degenerate animal abusers
zoophiles should rot in hell #savetheanimals
Zoophile by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021
Absolute scum of the Earth.

Someone who has sexual relations with an animal.

Not deserving of any type of love.
Steve, 'Zoophiles should throw themselves infront of a moving bus!'

Stan, 'I agree!'
Zoophile by Dear boi November 28, 2021
A fucking disgrace to the human world, and they should exist, at all, they should rot in hell. Fucking weirdos...
Son: hey dad..
Dad:yes son?
Son: I'm in the LGBTQ...
Dad: that's ok!
Son: I'm a Zoophile
Dad: 🥛🏃
Zoophile by Kill Zoophiles February 14, 2022

Zythophile 

Someone who loves beer and all things beer-related. Similar to people who are passionate about wine, a Zythophile will be obessed with talking about beer, tasting beer, cooking with beer, the history of beer, brewing techniques, pairing beer with food, attending beer festivals, etc.
You are probably a Zythophile if you have a stash of craft beer/ microbrews at your house at all times. You talk your friends to death about what beers you've tried and use words such as "malty","hoppy", "refreshing", or "mouthfeel" with other adjectives to describe beer. You have a strict aversion to Budweiser and Coors. You have a home-brewing kit in your kitchen, and are interested in serving beer in the proper glassware. Or you just really like to drink beer.
Zythophile by veeray October 30, 2012
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