Zoesexual 

A fake sexuality/ an excuse to say the F slur

Hoenut: I’m z-zoesexual 🥺🥺
Normal human: *throws them into the sun*

Zoesexual by Molshroom March 1, 2021

Zoesexual 

zoesexual was made by 6-12 year olds on a popular app called tiktok, tiktok star (zoe Laverne aka zoe lagroomer) her 10 year old fans say they're apart of the LGBTQIA+ community because they're "attracted to her and only her"

random kid "I'm zoesexual!"

Go coke on a dick you shit

Zoesexual by Kairithenoob May 23, 2021

zoenettes 

Has great taste and she is SO PRETTY

Do you know zoenettes?
Yup! I could recognize her pfp from a mile away proud

zoenettes by definette July 1, 2021

zoesexual 

a unvalid sexuallity made up by a bunch of social rejects on tiktok. if you refer yourself as zoesexual you are basically, in other words a wanker.

zoenut: im zoesexual
a normal person: how bot you just keep you fucking mouth shut you lyimg little abortion

zoesexual by wandasuprieme March 13, 2021

zoedey 

a demonic figure or entity that lives with in one

There is a zoedey in our presence look

zoedey by anima vestra August 31, 2017

Zoenen en Dumpen 

A dutch saying for people who are badass to the bone, they kiss a girl when they go out and dump her just seconds later.

It is known as an extreme of swag and the yolo-way of life.
Literal translation: kiss and dump

Barry: "You pulled any girls tonight?"
Harry: "Yeah man, but you know the motto: zoenen en dumpen."
Barry: "Aight, you are the swagmaster!"

Zoenen en Dumpen by Bazed February 24, 2013

zoee

perfect, beautiful, kind. has the type of personality that makes you want to be around her all day. beautiful blue eyes, gorgeous lips. you can't help thinking about her all day. if you ever date a zoee you immediately realize that she's the one you want to be with forever, even after you die and are chillin in heaven. she is a free-spirit with a gentle soul. who couldn't love her? she's the definition of perfect.

Guy 1: Wow Zoee is beautiful!

Guy 2: I know right? too bad she's dating kain

Guy 3: fml! she is so perfect! damn him

zoee by kstewart94 January 13, 2012