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zoorection 

An erection gained from watching pornographic material involving animals. Normally used to insult someone.

The person will almost always deny the zoorection, either by hunching over or claiming they were thinking about something else.
man1:Oh, that was almost as bad as BME pain olympics.

man2:Shit, man3's got a zoorection!

man3:(hunches over), I was just thinking about your mum.
zoorection by captainoflust January 2, 2009
Zooropa
It could be yours tonight
Zooropa by Providence 401 October 18, 2008

zooromantic 

zooromantic is the romantic and platonic attraction to animals which means a zooromantic would feel the exact same emotions they should feel towards another human but to an animal instead they normally just don't want anything sexual or they do it depends on the person and how ¨sexual¨ it is but they normally would just look like any other pet owner as zooromantic dont have much sexual attraction and much more romantic and platonic attraction to animals and the most sexual thing a zooromantic could do is just kissing with the tongue
i am a zooromantic which mean i love animals the way i should love another humen but it just not sexual
zooromantic by doggo246 July 7, 2022
The guru of everything. Knows all and fucks all.
zoorob by Asianrice101 February 9, 2018
1. a play on word derived from bore and the character Zorro meaning to stab or slice an opponent.
2. Stab
3. Weapon capable of inflicting a stab or slice wound
Pass the Zoor star
Do make me zoor you!
He got Zoored hard!
Zoor by Stickler August 2, 2006
Virgin slut. Someone so sexual and innocent at different times that people have trouble guessing whether or not they're a virgin.
Jacy is so hot she can't be a virgin, what a zoor.
zoor by JakobButt November 14, 2013