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zBlock is a server plug-in for games that run on the Source engine, like Counter Strike: Source. It is mostly used on ESEA servers and attempts to level the playing field by enforcing CVAR values on each client. It also locks certain server variables, such as maximum player speed in an attempt to nerf bunny hopping, and prevented clients with altered game files that were not detected by Valve.

It was famously destroyed by a Counter Strike: Source player Phoon when he published the video "Phoon too much for zBlock" in which he demonstrated his amazing bunny hopping abilities despite the zBlock nerfs on it.
Person 1: Hop on CS:S
Person 2: Only if we play on a server with zBlock
zBlock by NarwhalCakes December 20, 2020
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The noise that batman makes when masturbating.
Zocko!
Zocko by Scarred Robin July 6, 2010
Related Words
zlocki Zock Zlack Zlolkill Zocked zocker Zlomke zlonk zlonky Zlork

Zlolkill 

Zlolkill is a roblox youtuber with 1 subs. He is an extremely toxic youtuber. He is very childish. Though his friends are more mature then him. He says dead memes. he also tries to flex but goes wrong badly. He also never apologize one of his fans for him being toxic.
Who is zlolkill? Oh! he is an extremely toxic guy on youtube
Zlolkill by JohnGamin_ November 24, 2018
Polish for "Great Warrior". Generally considered above the law; Those with this name tend to encompass great physical prowess and intelligence.
That guy is a real Zlocki.
zlocki by polishwoodworker May 15, 2016
The spoken form of the closing "xoxo".
Girl: "Okay, see you soon. xoxo, me"
Guy: "You're not mad at me anymore! You zockso'ed me!"
zockso by LoveMonster December 6, 2013
To have sexual intercourse with, to fuck.
"Where did Jim and Mary go?" "They probably are busy zocking in the spare bedroom."
zock by dannykewl January 12, 2009
(Pronounced: wok)

Meaning 1: A person who is/does something stupid , possibly life endangering or just generally ridiculous.

Meaning 2: Something you can describe as being stupid, possibly life endangering or just generally ridiculous.
Meaning 1-
Example: Don't point that at your head, you zwock!

Meaning 2-
Example: I'm not gonna eat napalm, that shit's zwock!
zwock by Hesha Schlick-Dick October 26, 2012