zit bitchass Share definition Flag a person with a lot of zits on his/her face. normally they are hmong men named randy that are scared. zit bitchass: yo i need more pimple pads yo. person: you zit bitchass! zit bitchass by pinoyballer33 September 26, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the zit bitchass mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch