Top Definition
Adj. used to describe something that is small, tiny, or below average size and uncool, ugly, very terrible to look at, or stupid. Opposite of "mondus".
Oh my! That small-rotten pumpkin is zirf. My car is pretty zirf.
by nick April 06, 2005

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