hiptarded 

the act of a hipster doing something incredibly stupid all in the name of appearing "cool", "ironic', or "authentic'

Dude 1- "Why exactly is that guy going on vacation in the Congo again?"

Dude 2- "Because no one else goes there, it's off the grid, it's edgy, get it?"

Dude 1- "That's pretty hiptarded."

Dude 2- "You said it man."

hiptarded by Furiosa the Accursed May 29, 2015

riptarded 

retarded high.
the most extreme state of \HIGH/.

I smoked myself riptarded.

riptarded by Sm0k3y Mac P0t April 8, 2005

riptarded 

when the point you are considered to be clinically retarded due to smoking marijuanna.

>> dude whats wrong with you? are you retarded??
<< no, mannnn... im riptarded... just hit the bong for the 100th time...
>> oh, ok.

riptarded by justaboutdead April 12, 2005

Ziptard 

An incompetent person who is driving a Zipcar.

"The ziptard abruptly hit his brakes and proceeded to make a sudden U-turn without using his indicator."
"The ziptard nosed her rental Prius into the parking spot and became very confused, blocking traffic behind her. She clearly was not aware of the concept of parallel parking."

Ziptard by Word2yourmother February 26, 2015

e-ztarded 

A person who drives in the e-z pass toll lane who does not have an e-z pass. The person is then shocked and confused when they go to the pay window and no one is there to take there money

Driver without E-Z pass- "What do I do? There is no one in the booth here for me to pay my toll!?"

Driver with E-Z Pass behind them- "Drive through moron, it's an e-z pass lane. That jerk is definetly e-ztarded"

e-ztarded by R J Hodgson November 27, 2006

liptarded 

Someone who has been too excited to be able to form a "coheirant sentance" since the day he decided to run for the Republican nomination for President.

He was so liptarded that no one in Congress could ever understand how a single one of his policies made any sense.

liptarded by EpitohmofHiperbowle January 19, 2017

ziptard 

One who has significant difficulty opening or closing resealable plastic bags.

The unfortunate ziptard struggled with the ziplock baggie of shredded cheese before handing it to her spouse.

ziptard by knuckledragger September 11, 2009