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When a guy gets his tally wacker caught in the zipper of his pants.
yo dave whats wrong?

i was just taking a leak when i got a text and my phone vibrated. it surprised me and i zipped up too fast and caught my schwing schwong in my fly

damn, thats gotta hurt, i hate zipper malfunctions
by schwingschwongbyah April 23, 2011