zionkowski
The zionkowski principle has exposed the reality of those masked with transparent disguises. Busted!
zionkowski by tg_dg_NaAug December 16, 2007
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zionkowski
zionkowski by syags October 28, 2007
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Ziomkowski
a total badass polock with the biggest set of diesel limbs you've ever personally seen. he probably is surrounded by great friends he refers to as his "broskis". can also be a she. in the case of a female ziomkowski she is probably the smartest chick you've ever seen and you dont want to mess with her because her broskis will kill you. she can bake and make bridges using her mind. ziomkowskis never quit. win. lax.
That ziomkowski was so good at everything...its like hes perfect.
The ziomkowski family is so much sexier and so much welathier than us.
The ziomkowski family is so much sexier and so much welathier than us.
Ziomkowski by PoLiShMaN54 September 12, 2011
Zankowski
a person place or thing that shows a depth of knowledge and ability to concept big ideas, yet lacks the common sense and know-how to see them to completion.
Zankowski by Jace Miller October 13, 2011
Ziolkowski
Ziolkowski by kingsfan1422 June 29, 2006
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ziobrowski by Xena January 13, 2005
Zankowski
A last name for pollocks that dictates 100% accuracy for questions asked. If there is more than one, each answer is correct even if they’re different.
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