zimboe

An artificial intelligence philosophical zombie "with no self-awareness, but programmed to claim to be aware in an attempt to deceive the truly conscious beings around it." Defined by Charles Stross in his novel Accelerando.

"A sergeant-at-arms, a mindless but impressive zimboe controlled by her spider's nest of personality threads, blows a sharp note on his trumpet." - Accelerando

zimboe by Aineko May 15, 2013

Zimboe

Zimboe is simply a zombie

but with

the o and i switched around for affect

Alex-Yo you guys wanna kill some zombies

Dave-fuck yeah lets kick some ZIMBOE ass

Zimboe by dbc123 September 8, 2009

zimbohead 

airhead, bubble-brain, moron

"Yeah, it was really funny 'til the Fun Facts were deleted by a ZimboHead..." (from Uncyclopedia)

zimbohead by Ilsa Chumwallah January 22, 2015

Zimbleweed 

A game everyone on the planet is playing, where people are freely allowed to tackle somebody to the floor IF they shout ZIMBLEWEED before doing so. Founded in late 2009 and rose to popularity in 2010 after a facebook group was created honouring the game and its greatness.

Verb:
The actual act of completing a flooring of somebody

Tenses:
Zimbleweeded, Zimbleweeding

"John zimbleweeded me!"
He tried to zimbleweed the old woman but she was too wiley

Zimbleweed by Guru Camdog January 19, 2010

zimbo

a person from Zimbabwe

Where are all the Zimbos at??

zimbo by Zoba September 22, 2006

Zimboline 

Zimboline, Zimbie, Zim

A wako, crazy person. Someone who walks around with no meaning. Does stupid harmless things in life.

Look at that Zimboline, he just licked the light on the fire engine.

That Zimbie just peed in the drum of the cement truck.

Hey Zim what are you doing?

Zimboline by BARIT BOPPER July 13, 2009

zimber 

Pretending to do the job, but due to missing skills you let someone else do it so you can hand over the results as your own.

Worker: "Dyrc asked me to build this functionality on the website."
Co-Worker: "I know. He told the boss he made it. He did zimber again."

zimber by par1z January 22, 2021