by AsianConfound March 24, 2011
guy one: how did you break My ankles
guy two because I am Batman
guy one: now you, fuck you I am talking about him
guy three: Because I am MIKE ZHANG BOIIIIIIIII.
guy two because I am Batman
guy one: now you, fuck you I am talking about him
guy three: Because I am MIKE ZHANG BOIIIIIIIII.
by Hiadwer December 9, 2018
the biggest gigachad in existence, their average height is a whopping 7 foot 7, with bulging muscles harder than titanium and the size of basketball, it is not advised that you get within 200 feet to a Boris Zhang as the sheer big dick energy that they radiate is enough to power New York City for 26 years and vaporises anyone who dares approach them.
person 1: OMG I saw a Boris Zhang yesterday
person 2: Holy heck I thought they were mythological creatures!
person 2: Holy heck I thought they were mythological creatures!
by Gl1zzy g0bbler July 2, 2021
A pretty chill guy.
by Mattcamfan42069 February 7, 2020
Frank Zhang is one of the seven demigods of the Prophecy of the Seven. He is part of the Heroes of Olympus series and is the most underrated character. He is a son of Mars, the Roman god of war.
Gods, Frank Zhang is so underrated! He and Hazel Levesque could literally kill an entire army while holding hands and looking cute! Frazel is life!!!
by HIYAWITCH May 1, 2015
A massive headed mushroom-like creature, which bears close resemblance to the Mario 1-UP mushroom with its large green poofy head and round black eyes. With a penchant for salmon, sometimes sweet but often toxic, this shroom has the power to leave you in ore with his poignant moves.
by Alexzhsalmon October 26, 2008