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zelazenhooch 

Although not the same in nature, the afforementioned word is indeed related to a gutty zelaz.

You know you have experienced such a happening when you are encountered by a zelaz. Sometime during said encounter you are perhaps politely asked to go smoke blunts in a nearby forest. Unfortunately these promises of free weed only end in an bedeviled way: a zelaz, now wearing either a top hat or pilots hat, will suddenly shapeshift into gay lover mode. Now, with only you in a zelaz's sights, your unfortunate doom inevitably awaits you: fondlage or butt rape.
Man you wont believe what just happened to me. Some gay guy tried to rape me in the forest.. thankfully i got away with some free weed n bogies... goddamn zelazenhooch..
zelazenhooch by db squirtin November 26, 2010
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A person who is very handsome, dashingly good looking and very peng. His sexy look has melted the hearts of many women. Truly a person who you want in your life. Very kind hearted and joyful. My God this sexy looking man is the man of your dreams. Stay shining and keep loving Zeyan
He is so Zeyan just look at that beauty.
My bf is just like Zeyan

A prince is no less than a Zeyan
Zeyan by PakiLegend June 14, 2019
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gutty zelaz 

when you go camping with all guys and attempt to perform gutty sexual tactics upon them. you take them out into the bush with promise's of blunts but really all you get is a mental scar for the rest of your now tainted life. very similar but not unlike a gutty tinsly
eli and chris ball at lions valley , phillip zelazny attempted to wheel them both and failed, thus sending him into a very sad career of bad stand up comedy and roaming sunday in a lepord print gimp suit. this is an exellent example of a "gutty zelaz"
gutty zelaz by wu tang 420 January 10, 2010
A fabulous, most intelligent, good looking, handsome man that carries himself like a true gentlemen, & embraces all genders and races of people to hear his words of wisdom, intelligence and experience.
I'm having trouble impressing these women. I wish my ambiance could be more like Zeyad.
Zeyad by shackle-ack June 25, 2009
that's so zeya", " you're so zeya", " you're zeyalicious
zeya by sepuermaxingalien August 4, 2010
Ohh that guy. Theres no words to describe him. His too amazing and cool. Everyone thinks his too up himself but trust me when u get to know him. His da best guy living on Earth
Zeyad is my fav classmate
Zeyad by Bobsammat June 2, 2017
Zeyad is a really cool guy he's friends with everyone. He's one of the most funny people ever, weird at times but is really sweet, considering that all the ladies love him, he has a nice body too. Also one of the most athletic people you'll ever meet like basketball and volleyball, handsome, intelligent and sweet, zeyad is a well rounded man.
wow i wish i could be more of a zeyad.
Zeyad by yolollol133 October 7, 2019