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Although not the same in nature, the afforementioned word is indeed related to a gutty zelaz.

You know you have experienced such a happening when you are encountered by a zelaz. Sometime during said encounter you are perhaps politely asked to go smoke blunts in a nearby forest. Unfortunately these promises of free weed only end in an bedeviled way: a zelaz, now wearing either a top hat or pilots hat, will suddenly shapeshift into gay lover mode. Now, with only you in a zelaz's sights, your unfortunate doom inevitably awaits you: fondlage or butt rape.
Man you wont believe what just happened to me. Some gay guy tried to rape me in the forest.. thankfully i got away with some free weed n bogies... goddamn zelazenhooch..
by db squirtin November 24, 2010

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