Police Officer: "Lady I'm gonna have to write you a ticket.."
Zester: "Go ahead, you fat pig bastard; it's no wonder everyone hates cops. Can't touch this!! Woo hoo!!" (dances wildly in circles waving right hand in air)
Zester: "Boss, can I leave early today to go get a fudgesicle, you moronic fairy? Ha, just kidding."