Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day.
Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-three.
by Fancy Pants September 4, 2004
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The word “zero one two three four five six seven eight nine” is not used in a sentence. It’s used to spell out the numbers 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 instead of writing them as digits.
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A poor woman who has none of the “Three” or the sole things that make a woman physically attractive (boobs, ass, thighs). Can also be an adjective. And since personality is always overlooked, even a woman like this will be ignored and set up for doom.
Dillon: hey bro, look. Chelsea just snapped me. Chelsea from Biology.

Ace: oh, hell nah. Don’t answer. She’s zero outta three, for real.
by spadecard December 10, 2022
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