zerns

a more severe word for being "constapated" and having to shit excessively
that mexican restaurant gave me the zerns.

(Rub your tummy.)
by O'D featuring Smelly Mexican December 20, 2008
mugGet the zernsmug.

Zern

“Zern is a badass” - everyone
by Joe-many-definitions August 25, 2021
mugGet the Zernmug.

Zern, inc.

The world's largest employer. A company with no meaning, purpose or goal, other than to employ the largest amount of people under one company name. There is no salary, and no workload. Employees only have the satisfaction of knowing that they are a member of Zern, inc.
Do you belong to Zern, inc.?
by zern president July 27, 2005
mugGet the Zern, inc.mug.