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zeroth world problem

Problems caused by adopting bleeding edge technology for common, daily use before it's reliable, such that the technology's imperfections complicate your life. Loosely, problems that most people living in a wealthy, industrialized nation would probably roll their eyes at.
"So anyway, my Twitch stream went down during my peak viewing hours because the beta drivers for my graphics card apparently break the HDCP chain-of-trust, so the video capture software thought I was stealing copyrighted content from myself, and..."
"Man, every week you have one of these stories. You're like a glutton for zeroth world problems."
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A mix of flirtatious fun, sensuality, and a serious side, Zenith's generally make loyal and lasting friendships. As they like to play, they let their inner child shine. Zenith's are sociable by nature and dislike being alone. Their Spirits shine when they are with the ones they love. Laughter can always be found when a Zenith is near, but when needed, they can provide meaningful conversations. People tend to be drawn to Zenith's Loyal, Lively, and Lovely nature.
That dude is a total Zenith, and always has friends!
Zenith by GQcreeboi February 3, 2010
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Blue Zenith 

727

A map where osu! legend Cookiezi (better known as shigetora, nathan on osu, chocomint) has got 2 727pp plays; one with Hardrock and another with Hidden Hardrock. The osu! community sees it as a meme because Cookiezi couldn't get anything better than 727 on Blue Zenith, and the number just relatively looks nice.
Guy 1: Cookiezi just got 727pp on Blue Zenith again!
Guy 2: wysi
Blue Zenith by Koroe December 30, 2021
She's describe as a beautiful human being inside out! She is not perfect but she can be the one that you will love forever.
She is so zarith! I cant unlove her
Zarith by etaaawoa April 22, 2018

MoCo Zenith 

The art of using a TV remote as a substitute penis in the event that ones penis fails to rise to the occasion. Originating in Monroe County, this classic maneuver is generally met with enthusiasm by the ladies as the individual buttons on the remote control make it feel “ribbed for her pleasure” Added benefit, the TV remote is always close handy so when the penis has called it an early night, the remote is always standing by.
Dude: Man, I got shit house drunk last night and when I got ol girl from the bar in the sack, my cock wouldn’t work.
Buddy: oh shit bro, what’d you do?
Dude: I gave her the MoCo Zenith and she loved it
MoCo Zenith by EZontheMic October 4, 2020
the name zeriah is very unique, she is a loving kind smart funny person but crazy at the same time. zeriahs are always ready for anything but also have a few tricks up their sleeve, zeriah is very true to her self and you probaly couldnt test her even if her name was pop quizz. She could be your friend but being her friend is a like a reward you have to earn that spot zeriah is very open with her thoughts and emotions, and are also great listeners. she they will bend over backward to keep the people they care about happy. so if you have a zeriah you should probaly hold on to her bc once shes gone aint no getting her back
guy 1: dang i wish that was my girl

guy 2: who zeriah? everyone does
zeriah by about her December 30, 2020
Zeriah is a person who loves Burger King gets good grades fights for what’s right Zeriah is that one player who will only play u if you disrespect her Zeriah is one hell of a goof ball and a good friend that puts them before her Zeriah is usually a bipolar person
Zeriah you funny
Zeriah by Love2007 June 2, 2020