The act of putting menstrual blood into a condom and diarrhea into another condom, then stapling the two condoms to the nipples of a 47 inch tall dwarf and then cut small holes into them and milk the dwarf into a girls mouth and cum in her mouth too to create a smoothie. If you wish, you can then kiss the girl so that she can share the smoothie with you or you can let her have all of it.
Ethan: OMG I need to show this girl a good time. She's so hot!!!
Zeil: Hey, have you of my namesake the "Dirty Zeil?"
Ethan: No?? What is it?
Zeil: Get me a dwarf and two condoms and I'll show you how to have a good time!!
Zeil: Hey, have you of my namesake the "Dirty Zeil?"
Ethan: No?? What is it?
Zeil: Get me a dwarf and two condoms and I'll show you how to have a good time!!
by AwesomeCoolGuy2026 March 17, 2025
Zeil is someone who pretends they have zero care in the world when in reality, they have the biggest heart. They are often very tired people with only having 3-4 hours of sleep daily. But as much of that, they work hard and try their best at whatever they can do. Respecting each and every person that comes their way even those who are fucking bitches. They can also get pretty moody and emotional at times, but when they're not, they can be the most fun and exciting person to be with.
"Zeil is so funny, I wish I were like them so I can finally be happy."
"Well you're in luck, take these zeil pills and experience everything they've been through so you can be like them too!"
"Well you're in luck, take these zeil pills and experience everything they've been through so you can be like them too!"
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