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zeetz is everything and nothing simultaneously. zeetz is another way to say your in love because you are to blind to realize what's actually going on. High off your own stink. In love with yourself, or in love with someone that doesn't love you.
That dude is an absolute zeetz, I wonder if that super model likes him for his receding hair line and oily grease face.
zeetz by orgy moment January 10, 2009
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a total and absolute delight of a person with an extremely entertaining French accent and the magical ability to cure people with her virtual presence
All humans should aspire to have the charisma and wit of the one and only Zeebz.
Zeebz by semi-stranger November 2, 2020
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zeetz • zeet • Zeeted • zentz • Zetz • zeebz • zeeter • [Zeeto] • Zeeton • zeeza
Totally rad chick with an awesome sense of fashion and design! Completely trustworthy and sociable, you can talk to this girl for hours and never be bored! Always has a smile ready for you, and will help out when ever she can... This girl has a heart of gold and looks to match ;)
Who was that girl in the gorgeous outfit last night?", "Dah! Zeeta!
"This safari in Africa is so fun - oh look at that cute zeebz over there!"
zeebz by Susie P January 15, 2009

Zeltzered 

Verb.

To be lured into a mundane or sensitive topic of speech, then to have the topic ended with an extremely sexual sentence.
Janitor: "When did you know your wife was 'the one?'"
Zeltzer: "When I was sitting by the fire, just staring into her eyes, and I knew then and there that she was 'the one'...I would have told her, but I had a rubber ball in my mouth."
Janitor: "I've just been Zeltzered."
Zeltzered by Thomas Rumpleferry April 11, 2011
Zeltzin is a very smart and intellectual girl you'll ever meet. She is shy, carefree, and also easy going but watch out cause if you piss her off, she knows karate and can kick your butt. She maybe shy most of the time, but there is an inner tiger that is waiting to be tamed. She isnt very athletic but she excels mostly on playing an instrument. All the guys just cant have enough of her, just once glance and you'll fall in love to her.
Person 1: Dude who is that gorgeous girl in our english class?

Person 2: Thats Zeltzin, dude
Zeltzin by walking god August 22, 2011
The property of being logical, typically in relation to the philosophies of Zen (meditation and intuition) and Zhì (knowledge), used mostly as a replacement of the word “sense”.
At first, Ralph didn’t understand why he should go to swim practice, but when he beat his best time after only a week of training, it suddenly made zentz.
zentz by ezlikespie June 15, 2018
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