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zeroth world problem

Problems caused by adopting bleeding edge technology for common, daily use before it's reliable, such that the technology's imperfections complicate your life. Loosely, problems that most people living in a wealthy, industrialized nation would probably roll their eyes at.
"So anyway, my Twitch stream went down during my peak viewing hours because the beta drivers for my graphics card apparently break the HDCP chain-of-trust, so the video capture software thought I was stealing copyrighted content from myself, and..."
"Man, every week you have one of these stories. You're like a glutton for zeroth world problems."
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Zebratic 

Zebratic
Means: Sexy huge cock cunt
Person 1: Your a Zebratic Babe
Person 2: Thanks Honey I love you
Zebratic by DRIP1235049693 July 30, 2020
An animal made from cross-breeding a horse and a zebra.
zebroid by lkjh869 October 16, 2010

Zebratard 

A mythical creature that is half pig, half eagle, and half zebra (1/2+1/2+1/2=3/2= improper fraction). 1 1/2 of a creature. it is very rare and a graceful dancer. Also, it is Gay!!!
Hey, guys, look at that zebratard!!
Zebratard by Fat Zack December 17, 2008
A person who writes a blog that nobody reads, thus 0 comments are made.
Hi, I am a Zerotard and nobody reads my blog :(

This Blog has 0 comments. How Zerotarded.
Zerotard by DS-Schism November 9, 2006
The act of placing one's mouth against someone's flesh and blowing. Typically, it is necessary to create a firm seal and add a little saliva to produce the desired "fart" sound.
"Dude! Bethany just gave me the wettest zerbot ever. It sounded like I was farting out of my shoulder."
zerbot by nightonthequad June 11, 2009