zalador

a term used to describe arrogant, dumb fuck boy, Eugenes who have microscopic dicks
Joe: How was last night with that guy in the bar, he paid you a lot
Emma: He was a zal

Joe: How was last night with that guy in the bar, he paid you a lot
Emma: He was a zalador

zalador by SupremeMastermind November 25, 2016

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Zanadorf

A person who watches a You Tube video and then keeps watching more and more videos because they look interesting...

Ugh, I was such a zanadorf last night, there are just so many videos to watch!

Zanadorf by CraftyNa December 26, 2018

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Zalatoris

Tossing a chicks salad while simultaneously stimulating her clitoris

Damn e... you zalatorised the shit out of her!

Zalatoris by Goldenhexagon April 11, 2021

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Zalatoris

In golf, when you make a terrible read on a putt, but simultaneously hit the putt so bad that it goes on the correct line and goes in the hole. A reference to pro golfer Will Zalatoris.

I didn’t want that putt to follow that line, it was just a Zalatoris.

I’m not actually putting well today, I’ve just been Zalatorising so far.

Zalatoris by iHasMagyk August 9, 2022

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zaldor

1) To find the most utterly lazy and inept way of doing something
2) To screw something up that is so simple a 5 year old child could accomplish it with very little thought

Way to pull a zaldor buddy!

Bob was try to fix his car but he zaldored it all up and now it's FUBAR.

zaldor by SeerOfTruth July 15, 2014

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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