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Yugoslavian Roulette 

A game of Yugoslavian Roulette is very reminiscent of "Russian Roulette" except it is tradition to use a fully loaded revolver, a semi-automatic pistol, or whatever gun you can think of that holds its ammo in a magazine.
On April 30th of 1945, the Führer of Germany brought it upon himself to dabble in a small game of Yugoslavian Roulette in his underground bunker; signalling his defeat.
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Yugoslavian burial 

when a man inserts his penis into a ant nest, whilst having turnips and other vegetables rammed up his arse
'dude last week i had a Yugoslavian burial, it fuckin' hurt'

Yugoslavian Slow Cooker

Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's moist vagina and continues to leave it there for hours until it is "fall off the bone soft".
I busted out the yugoslavian slow cooker on my girl last night, neither of us got off, it wasn't that great.

We were spooning and it turned into a yugoslavian slow cooker, we fell asleep and it was no good.

Yugoslavian Water Fall 

The act involving two partners in which one partner sits down on the john to take a frank and the other takes a piss between their legs in to the toilet.
dude if you dont finish up quick we're gonna have to pull a yugoslavian water fall

Yugoslavian Sea Mine 

The process of a man inserting a bike/ball pump into his urethra and pumping it up causing his bladder to expand and then inevitably explode inside of him. Usually done with a hand pump, but an electrical equivalent can be used for the daring.
Guy 1: Dude, why do you have that pump? You don't even own a bike.
Guy 2: Oh, I'm planning to enjoy a Yugoslavian Sea Mine this evening...

Yugoslavian Fag Twirling 

The act of inserting your penis in a mans rectum and twirling him around. While having someone give him a nipple twister and plucking out his pubic hairs each individually.
Hey bro if we get a few more people we can go to my grandma's place and do some Yugoslavian Fag Twirling while we munch on her delicious cookies.

Yugoslavian Snowball 

When sexual fluids are collected and then frozen to eventually be thrown at someones face...as a snowball.
Lady: He put his yugoslavian snowball inside of me and over the course of an afternoon, it melted. Some of it dripped down my leg in a business meeting, and the rest created an infant 9 months later
Guy: fuck.