Yucca Valley 

A low income area, surrounded by small hills that we all call mountains. Everyone wears SoCal shirts and vans, wishing we were just like "California People" but many have never seen the beach.
Everyone but the old folks thinks our town and the dead looking desert plants are ugly and just cant wait to leave.
If you live in this town, you know how many kids end up addicts and pregnant at 16. There is a huge amount of tacky people wearing pajamas at Wal-Mart, and a huge amount of people who just cant afford to leave but want the best for their kids.

Good kids hang out at the public park in the day with their friends, drug deals go on at night. But no one is in danger, just too bored. The only thing to get into is drugs and alcohol.
We are all more prideful about the neighboring city, Joshua Tree. We say, "no, yeah" when we mean yeah and "yeah, no" when we mean no.

Is it just me or is everyone in Joshua Tree higher income?
Oh no, yeah. They definitely are, and they avoid the meth-head areas (yucca valley).

Yucca Valley by Small-townGirl January 22, 2019

yucca 

The most delicious drink ever. You take a sealable bucket or large jar,(pickle?), and add one bag ice, 1/2 bag powdered sugar, 4 lemons & 4 limes (squeeze the juice into the mix and put the peels in also) then add 1/4 gallon vodka. Seal container and shake, the longer the better. Enjoy.

The yucca we made for the tailgate party was savage as fuck.

yucca by yuccalover November 4, 2006

Yucca Valley 

A hole in the earth's desert, where toothless people crawl out from under the rocks during Grubstakes parade or carnival. Oh and dont forget that they also love to come out during the fisrt week of the month, but ususally they just hang out at Wal-Mart. You can detect them though...they wear PJ's to town and sometimes you can catch the ring leaders wearing their slippers too.

Please do not tell me that you come from Yucca Valley, because I see that you have all your teeth.

Yucca Valley by DesertGirl May 17, 2008

Yucca Monster 

The fat, ugly, or otherwise just plain nasty bitches in and around the desert town of Yucca Valley, CA. Generally a US Marine term because of the USMC Base in 29 Palms, CA (next city over.) May also be known as Desert Yetti, but not quite as popular.

Squad Leader: Ok, did anyone get in trouble this weekend

LCPL Smith: I don't think so, but Jones did get wasted and fuck a Yucca Monster this weekend, haha.

Yucca Monster by LCPLQuick October 8, 2007

Yuccaloid

An indigenous humanly creature from the Yucca Valley, Ca habitat. Having a similar resemblance to those from The Hills Have Eyes. Uncivilized Parasites covered in face sores and track marks, whom plague the small town's streets, local movie theatre, and local Walmart with their unflattering appearance and ratchetness. One can easily be spotted sporting Toda Moda attire crawling out from under neath a rock at dusk.

High Desert Yucca Valley Joshua Tree Yuccaloid

Yuccaloid by 2HonestAbe November 8, 2013

yucca valley 

a place where it's not uncommon to see 7 year-olds barefoot running rampid across town carrying their parent's half empty vodka bottle they stole while mom and dad were sleeping. A lot of them wear SoCal or SRH, and if you ask them what SRH stands for, they'll flip you off, say, "Only TRUE stoners know, bra!" then drop their pants and continue fucking their sisters (see incest). Most of the 'cool' people are indeed inbreeding douchebags, and you can only fit in with them (let alone talk to them) is if you wear HCO and have a stick up your ass at all times. Hope you aren't shied away just yet, you'll miss the mexicans beat up some emo skanks in front of Toda Moda! Yes, mexicans (plural) because lord knows they couldn't stand in a fight if it was just one-on-one! At about 1AM, all the hoop-la is over, until someone writes a myspace bulletin about a party! Everyone who's ANYONE (and by anyone, i mean assholeslutskankuglybitchcocksuckerwhores) will be there! Don't go though, these are the types of people you need to avoid like the plague..

"Hey, let's go up to Yucca Valley tonight!"

"Well, I'm not an elitist neo-nazi so I don't think I'd get along with the people there."

yucca valley by MMMMMLEONARDoo August 19, 2009

yucca 

A beverage, origins believed to be at Bucknell Univeristy, or another Northeastern United States school. Constituent parts are:
4 lemons (Eighthed)
4 limes (Eighthed)
1 entire package lemonade mix(plastic jar)
1 handle of Vodka
X number of idiots
Combine lemons, limes, drink mix, and vodka in pitcher. Stir. Share among idiots

We did a yucca downtown last night, I enjoyed it, but a lot of other people didn't do so well.

yucca by Big Mike McCoy August 22, 2007