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Noun- A descriptive word, describing the feeling you get when your fingers are cold numb from typing essays that are due tomorrow, when you're too lazy to use spell-check, and when you're too tired to give a damn about how 'procrastination' is spelled.
Me: Ive ben waitng too long to finsh this essay.

Friend: Wow... when is it due?
Me: Tomorrow god dagmar.

Friend: Dude you are totally fucked.
Me: I knw. Dam yrocrastinashmun..
Friend: Yeah...
Friend: Wtf?
by ubergansterbaby August 19, 2010

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