Butter your nut

After you cum on a girls tits, face or body and use your cock to spread the cum like butter on bread.

Butter your nut all over my huge tits baby

by Muckyfingers82 November 1, 2021

unload your nuts

Using stored up but unused talents and abilities to the maximum in one epic action.

Kevin had been waiting for three quarters for his dumb basketball coach to finally put him in the game so he could show what he could do. When the starting point guard got injured, the coach put Kevin in the game, where he proceeded to "unload your nuts" all over the other team by scoring 75 points in one quarter.

by HappyDungston December 21, 2011

Thumbing Your Nuts

Wasting time doing absolutely nothing. Usually in a work setting.

Dave: Have you accomplished anything today?

Paul: Hmmm, well, I did make some copies.

Dave: You've just been standing around thumbing your nuts, haven't you?

by SteelerB56 February 11, 2011

Flubbing Your Nuts

To joke about some thing to your cronies or family.

Girl: Hey I'm Pregnant.
Boy: WTF! No This Can't Be Possible!!!
Girl: Haha!! I'm Just Flubbing Your Nuts!
Boy: OMG! You Had Me Super Scared.

by TheOriginalFlubber March 31, 2011

flour your nuts

To be royally screwed over, taken advantage of or otherwise dicked around. Also another way of telling someone to fuck off.

They wanted me to work overtime for straight time, I told them to go flour your nuts.

by ooh ahh ridge October 9, 2017

cover your nut

when a sales person makes enough money to cover expenses.
Came from western days when peddlers came into a hotel and needed a room but didn't have any money. The hotelkeeper would take their hub or "nut" from the wagon as a deposit. If the peddler sold enough, the nut was covered.

It cost me $200 for dinner but the commisson on the sale was $2,000. I covered my nut and then some.

by Jim Blood January 31, 2004

Off your nut

Someone who decides to take something way to far for a laugh from his mates. For example Fezza

Jumped off his parents roof with a spear when he was 16 and ended up in the hospital laughing he is off his nut

Off your nut

by Sick lad Pablo May 28, 2022