your mom

the hottest slut EVAH

person 1: man, I wanna do your mom
person 2: ...
person 1: *gets punched in face*

by klanci and n0ob October 26, 2005

your mom

When someone says a question that you feel completely uncomfortable answering. An excuse to something.

John: So what did you get on the English final?
Smith: Your mom.

Matt: Why did you not show up last night?
Edward: I was too busy with your mom.

by Dan Esposito November 22, 2005

your mom

A random come back that doesnt really mean any thing.

Billy-You suck
Kent-You suck
Billy-Your MOM sucks

by Jac Tipe October 26, 2003

your mom

1.when one cracks a joke the end is your mom.
2.the peroson who concived you

hahah that person just threw up, your mom just threw up

by you moma February 19, 2010

your mom

its what Jay does every morning

Jay did your mom in the morning

by ur granma March 14, 2010

your mom

the woman who every single person on xbox live banged

i just banged your mom

your mom is a hoe, i banged her

by jbur23 March 8, 2015

your mom

A milf with big ass tities. Your mom likes raw dogged and in fact up the ass. She gives me a cookie after I'm done with her. And by cookie I mean pussy.

I fucked your mom last night

by xb idc wdicgvw July 19, 2021