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December 11 national slap your friend day

Friend :Why did you slap me

me : it’s December 11 national slap your friend day it’s today

I'm not your friend, buddy 

I'm not your friend buddy is an internet phenomenon that was inspired by an episode of "South Park". Usually occuring on message boards, the first person says "I'm not your friend buddy" and the next person will use the use the last word in the first comment as the first word in their comment, and will switch the their last word with either "pal", or "guy".
-I'm not your friend, buddy
-I'm not your buddy, pal
-I'm not your pal, guy
-I'm not your guy, friend
-I'm not your friend, pal
-I'm not your pal, buddy
Etc.

National slap your friend day 

On November 14 Who ever sends you a 👏 can slap you anywhere any time throughout the day.
National slap your friend day here I come.

National fuck your friend day 

National fuck your friend day is on April 28th.

You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!

Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck your friend day?"
"Sure"

national fuck your friend day 

on April 9th you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend
I cant wait to shag my friend Tim, tomorrow its national fuck your friend day

Google is your friend

A phrase said when someone asks you to explain something that:
A) They should know.
B) is not worth your time to explain.
C) is to long to explain.
D) you don't know.
A: What is an internet?
B: Google is your friend

A: What's D.I.B. mean?
B: Google is your friend

A: What is encompassed in Von-Steinberg's theories of eminent physiology?
B: Google is your friend