Your baby a lady 

Cant be beaten. The prime leader of insults. If spoken the universe explodes.

Frank: your granny tranny
Greg: your grandpap a trap
Peter: your sister a mister
Luke: your brother a mother

David: your baby a lady
*universe just fucking explodes

Your baby a lady by Ieatass420 March 17, 2018

Your Baby Can Read 

A TV show or whatsoever that was made by Robert C. Titzer. WAIT NO-

Person 1: What are you watching?
Person 2: Your Baby Can Read.
Person 1: Isn't that for babies?
Person 2: Your such a asshole. Someday, you will know.
Person 1: Your not even a baby.
Person 2: I know. But I remembered this.
Person 1: But you are fucking *insert age*.

Your Baby Can Read by Maitcha July 14, 2022

I want your baby 

Wanting to have sex with you/expressing sexual desire. Usually said at beer parties/drunk parties. Also said to have awkwardness.

-GUY "Hey, how are you doing?"
-GIRL "You look hot!"
-GUY "Come into my room."
-GIRL "OK. I want your baby!"

I want your baby by JAYDUDECOOLDUDE February 15, 2009

grease up your baby 

From the song, "Space Lord" by Monster Magnet. Used to refer to putting makeup and expensive clothing on someone that is otherwise disgusting/unattractive.

Grease up your baby for the ball on the hill.

grease up your baby by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

Biting Your Baby 

An affirmative statement or acknowledgement of information.
A jovial retort.

Roots, if they must be traced, are archaic and are in reference to one's "baby maker" (that you are putting your mouth near it/on it).
One is so much in agreement with the other person that they would preform oral sex with each other.

Not a threat, although new mothers don't favor this term. Use discretion with your slang.
The negative form is also easy to use:

"I am NOT biting your baby".

Other forms exist such as:
"I'm gnawing your toddler"
"Chomping your child."

Used usually to add variety by those that are already familiar with "biting your baby".

Drew: I'm having a barbecue on Saturday.
Tyson: What are you grilling?
Drew: Steak and corn on the cob.
Tyson: I'm biting your baby! I'll be there.

Drew: Tonight Ingrid and I are going out to the movies, do you want to come?
Ian: I'm biting your baby, but I've got to work on this script. Thanks, though.

Jayson: Do you want to hang out at my house?
Drew: So I can watch you play Wii? I am not biting your baby.

Biting Your Baby by AGS July 11, 2007

oj-ing your baby 

The act of getting an living child torn from your womb and murdered, legally.

Sally: I just heard you're six months along, congratulations!
Jessica: Yeah, well, I found out that I'm due around prom, so I'm just going down to the clinic to oj my baby!
Sally: Oh my god, you're oj-ing your baby?
Jessica: You only get to go to prom once in your life, bitch! My body, my choice!

oj-ing your baby by Lexicon Master January 26, 2006

whatever kills your baby 

phrase. see whatever floats your boat

I hate ricers. I love camaros.
K dude, whatever kills your baby.

whatever kills your baby by Clark August 3, 2004