Your Grandma's Hot 

You want to have sex with someone

Dude, your grandma's hot!

Your Grandma's Hot by Slurpky January 13, 2008

Watering your grandma’s garden 

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

I can’t hang out because im watering your grandma’s garden (your can be replaced to make the sentence make sense)

Watering your grandma’s garden by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019

empty as your grandma's panties 

To be out of money; when one's wallet is void of currency.

Aaron: Hey Brian, you want me to get you a Cherry-Pepsi?
Brian: Sorry bud, check out my wallet...it's as empty as your Grandma's panties.

empty as your grandma's panties by Hoon35 May 24, 2006

watering your grandma’s garden 

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden

watering your grandma’s garden by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019

How's your Grandma? 

Refers to the completely asinine feeling you get when you ask about someone's older relative because you knew they were struggling with some sickness... and they recently DIED.

There is literally nothing you can say after you ask "How's your Grandma?" and they tell you their Grandma is now dead.

"Hey man, so How's your Grandma?"
"SHE DIED YOU JERK!"
"..."

How's your Grandma? by The1dietrich January 18, 2013

Taking Your Grandma to Applebee's

Fuck if I know... Just go have sex with your girlfriend, or boyfriend

Hey Jeff, I'm taking your Grandma to Applebee's, HARD!

Taking Your Grandma to Applebee's by applebee's23 December 8, 2010

National chuck your grandma down the stairs day 

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

National chuck your grandma down the stairs day by Eternal_ May 21, 2024